yeah i did it. yeah i just made the fully sober 2am journey to the fast food monster we know and love crown fried chicken . one might not be aware, but wonderful crownfried locations can be found in DC, maryland, new jersey, pennsylvania, rhode island, tennessee?? and of course new york (there are now 19 locations in new york alone). of course its a thursday morning just after 2 so the grill is off which means no sandwiches, this usually throws me away from my standard "number one" or the occasional "italian cheeseburger," but not tonight, i was there with a different resolution. the wonderful combo of mozzarella sticks and mashed potatoes. the last of which i just finished between the latter sentence and this one. i love cfc and it seems that every time i go there i end up making a friend or an enemy of some sort. there will either be fellow drunk college students or some neighborhood locals who are more than happy to let me know i don't belong in their neighborhood and to "go the fuck back where you came from." even though this is a regular occurrence crown fried chicken is really an asset to the neighborhood and as i learned from the website, crownfriedchicken.com, welcomes all types of customers from all walks of life...
"At CrownFriedChicken.com we hope to assist you in your search for the fine establishment closest to your home, place of business or wherever you might find yourself. Whether you've been eating there for years or you are a college student new to the neighborhood, CrownFriedChicken.com is here to serve you!"
its always good to know that when i'm in a jam crwonfriedchicken.com will be there to held find the fine establishment closest to my home, place of business or wherever i might find myself. there is also a merchandise section of the site where one can find shirts and more shirts and underwear and shirts for the dog and so on that unfortunately do no boast the bold crown logo but rather a silly chicken head and the words crownfriedchicken.com encircling him. they also have wall clocks, steins and teddy bears.
at any rate i have a five page paper to write tonight and i just saw a mouse in my apartment so i'll wrap it up here.
i'm moving.
fuck crownfried
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